If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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