dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Randomize
