i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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