id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
