hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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