Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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