Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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