Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
