Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You've changed since you got that strap on
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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