I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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