And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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