It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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