I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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