let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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