I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It's official drugs can't kill me
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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