You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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