I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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