She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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