So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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