I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize