We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he wants to bone in the snuggie
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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