Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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