i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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