He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Randomize
