i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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