these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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