just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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