in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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