Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
