chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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