Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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