I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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