She's JV to your varsity
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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