I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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