You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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