He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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