i don't plan on having that self control this summer
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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