I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Pants are for mortals
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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