their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm passing your future prison.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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