i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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