I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
