I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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