I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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