Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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