Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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