HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You took a bar mat shot.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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