I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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