I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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