Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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