im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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