Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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